Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.

a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"

by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011

mud slinging

the act of fingering a girls asshole instead of their vagina, on accident... bro.

i was petting my dog last night, and ended up mud slinging her.

by abc123abc456 March 13, 2011

Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about

Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.

by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018

Slinging Dick

Another plumber's term. It means to put a sling on your friend Richard, who was hurt in a plumbing accident

Richard broke his arm while laying pipe. Guess I'll be slinging Dick.

by blormble August 18, 2019

Slinging chum

To ejaculate -- especially to ejaculate particularly hard or with unusually great force.

"Man, my girlfreind gave me such a great handjob last night, I was slinging chum!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.

Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*

by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009

stinging pussy

when a guy goes in and out of a girl's pussy really quickly during sex

Girl 1: How was it last night, did he listen to your suggestion and pick up the pace?

Girl 2: Two words: stinging pussy

Girl 1: Aww, I wish I had that much fun!

*runs into a corner and masturbates*

by Cressida Dick June 22, 2012