stink salsa

The watery, chunky cousin of the stink pickle

I hit Taco Bell last night for dinner, and this morning, when I woke up, I sprayed the bowl with stink salsa. It looked like brewing up brown cheese

by Muttley the Wonder Dog November 10, 2007

la salsa

to be saucy
(halfway bitchy)

Typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry.
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...

by Everyone in the whole wide world January 16, 2008

Retro Salsa

Another way of saying "funky fresh."

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.

by charstar47 February 3, 2010

Sink Salsa

dank pureed tomatoes, onions, and peppers left in the garbage disposal from last nights dinner.

guy number1:

"hey man! want some chips to go with this sink salsa???"

guy number2: "heeeeeck naa"

by WeirdlyLizzie June 30, 2011

chips & salsa

sex.
(reference to chips and salsa)

I'm going to have chips & salsa.

by the best waterbuffalo ever June 26, 2016

Meat salsa

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe

1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!

by Snorkelpotamus September 2, 2016

White salsa

That whipped cream stuff you put on things after doing the sexual

John hit me with some really nice white salsa last night

by TheMonsterMash April 26, 2017