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Did it to save my dick

An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.
Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?

Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
by TriggerWave October 18, 2008
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Pac-n-Save

The bastard offspring of Wal-Mart and Satan that resides the deepest pits of Mordor (in Nez Zealand)
Random Kiwi: Lets go to Pac-n-Save and shop till we drop to support Satan and his other bastard offspring... MySpace.
by vowels February 4, 2007
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Traditional Irish Save The Marriage Baby

A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.
Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.

We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..
by Martini Drysdale March 3, 2021
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God Save The Queen

The national anthem of the United Kingdom. I for one hate the song, it doesent inspire me with patriotism, it has nothing to do with British culture and it has neo-facism writen all over it. They should change the national anthem to "three lions", after all football is much more popular in Britain than the queen.
God save the queen, here facist regime
by Pointything August 24, 2008
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Bro Save

When you intentionally or unintentionally stop a bro from hooking up with an ugly chick. It's a positive form of a cock block.
(Person 1) "Bro you hooked up with an ugly girl last night."

(Person 2) "WTF Dude, why didn't you Bro Save me, I was drunk and helpless?"
by brosave123 September 28, 2010
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beard save

The action of liquid falling out of ur mouth and instead of making a mess on ur shirt/pants it sticks to ur beard preventing the mess.
Dude, I do not have to wash my shirt due to that awesome beard save!
by Perseus and Thor September 14, 2013
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Princess Save a Punk

A person that tries to save a broken man. The female version of Captain Save a Ho.
Oh Boy, Kathleen is about to throw on her cape and go try and save that loser! She needs to drop this Princess Save a Punk crap!
by KISSLE1111 February 25, 2019
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