Toilet Sausage

A slang term used to refer to going to the bath and taking a poop, dump, crap,deuce, and ext.

The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.

"That pizza has gone right threw me. I have to go make some toilet sausage."

by Secrect Destroyer February 8, 2009

Sausage Guitar

When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.

Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.

by Sausage Guitar Hero June 30, 2008

Sausage Casserole

Any international flight in which there are more male flight attendants than female. A Sausage Casserole differs to a sausagefest due to chutney being involved.

Mike: "Damn, there are only 3 female flight attendants on this flight! It's a total sausagefest up in here."

Cam: "More like a Sausage Casserole."

by nevelis April 24, 2011

Sausage situation

Hostages made to lie together on the floor

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.

by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008

Sausage Casing

Another word used for a condom.

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"

by strawberries4lunch November 7, 2010

ass sausage

After anal sex, when one's penis still smells like ass.

Man, after I butt fucked Becky last night, man I woke up with a serious case of ass sausage.

by joey king August 21, 2006

brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

by waffle August 9, 2003