Sammy-Simp

The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.

We walked into the room to find The Chad giving Bret a Sammy-Simp.

by Bad Chad January 24, 2011

Sammy P

Something about cocaine here. Also may deal maryjuanna.

Hello Sammy P would you like to hook a brother up with the weed?

by PeakedInElementarySchool November 13, 2019

Sammy Boyd

Knows how to get down and back it up.

Should be on a leash 24/7.
Insult.

Sammy Boyd just busted a nut

by Tylerblevinsballsack17 July 14, 2022

Sammie Addict

One that needs a sammie so bad they wouldn't hesitate to eat a sammie from subway.

"Is there a subway around here?" Said by a true sammie addict.

by Sammie Addict July 7, 2020

Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 10, 2021

sammy mama

A person who thinks they're the best and keeps annoying others by saying they're awesome and singing shitty logan paul and jake paul music so they're just really stupid and annoying.

Dude, the new kid is such a Sammy mama. Why did he even come to this school?

Yo, couldn't get any work done cause of that annoying Sammy mama!

by Theweirdrussiansinger May 24, 2018

sammi bubon

Super funny, but super sad on the inside.

Oh look it's Sammi Bubon, she just told me the stupidest joke

by Ders January 19, 2018