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Sameoholic

Noun.
1. Somebody that is so in touch with the universe and everything that they're always just feeling same.
2. Someone who is never listening to nor cares about most conversations so they just reply to same so you think they're paying attention and care.
1. After the trip, Drake felt as though he was more in touch with the universe in everyway. He suddenly felt as though he understood all things because all things really revolved around him. He became a Sameoholic.
2. "Hey, did you talk to drake?"
"Yeah"
"Well, what'd he say?"
"He said same"
"He totally wasn't even listening to you. He's such a Sameoholic"
by shayito July 16, 2016
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Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
by Magik Marker August 22, 2016
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Sambo

Sambo used in ireland shortened for sandwich
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samoflange

Before Thundercats, it was a mysterious gizmo in World of Warcraft, though actually spelled "samophlange" there. The entire point of the quest is to bring it back to the goblin engineer so he can figure out what it is.

Pretty sure a samophlange/samoflange is a merely a maguffin.
All the internet geeks debated endlessly on the practical usage of a samoflange, but nobody ever quite figured it out.
by sammy flange December 20, 2016
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Samoaniggahz

The out-of-control act or process of crossbreeding and producing multiple offsprings at an alarming rate by mating individuals of two different distinct breeds. One, of Polynesian stock, is the Samoan species. And the other, from which has emerged from man-kinds motherland of Africa, is the Negro species.
Samoaniggahz: (noun)

... is what you get, when a Samoan and Black (Negro/Afro-American) produces multiple offsprings... you get "SAMOANIGGAHZ" (some more negros).

Supplement-
Crossbreeding is usually done with the intent of producing offspring that share the traits of both parent lineages, especially if the traits are beneficial:

"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 children all have beautiful wavy hair and

they are tall and can play basketball... and still give a good beat down, for laughs!!!"

However, an irresponsible crossbreeding can also produce animals of inferior quality or weaken purebred gene pool:

"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 obese children all have an eating problem and

they are all lazy and don't want to work.... but they all still find the money to drink

40's every night!!!"

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by Eye Kye N Dye December 31, 2016
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Sambo

A person who was attacked by a hate crime and now has ptsd and acts out.
Russian people sambo my Gmail account and attack me without weapons screaming " Dah! DAH! Dah!". Now I am terrified and stupid after the election.
by Tbar1085 April 17, 2017
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Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.
Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.
by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017
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