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switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.
#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.
by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021
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Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.
"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"
by Ben Booner May 4, 2020
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switch 22

When you pursue an individual but soon find out you are attracted to his/her friend. So you smoothly transition from one person to the next without realization of the person you were originally interested in. Even in circumstances where the person realizes it, your game is so smooth that they will appear jealous and dramatic if they protest you. Many attempt this, but fail hilariously.
I was all about her, until I saw her friend beside her ordering drinks. So I entertained them both and ended up leaving with her friend. It was a switch 22 and she didn't even know it.
by Courtshipisanart970 April 12, 2014
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Switch Nollie

The phrase ‘Switch Nollie’ is used to say somethings fake or call someone out on their bullshit, because switch nollie is a stance in skateboarding that doesn't actually exist.
Guy 1: Yo bruh check out this diamond.
Guy 2: Man that’s switch nollie shut the fuck up!
by bruhbruhbruhfrog June 29, 2020
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Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010
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sneeky switch

The female version of the Harry Houdini, where a girl tags in her friend while having sex with a man to trick him.
S totally tagged in L during her time with N. She pulled off the ultimate sneeky switch!
by exoticprincesses November 5, 2012
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salt-switch

if a player gets killed in a multiplayer video game and switch to another character out of anger.

(can be salt-switching or salt-switch)
"That guy salt-switch to a brainium basher!"
by SuperBrainz November 6, 2022
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