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stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)
Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024
mugGet the stretch citymug.

7th inning stretch

She:Are we done?
He: No, it’s just the 7th inning stretch
by Sir Osiss of Liver March 8, 2024
mugGet the 7th inning stretchmug.

Stretch Harmstrong Junior

(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.

He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.

His “humor” includes:

young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him

He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.

Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”

HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
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Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".
"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"
by Burzonic July 21, 2016
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septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
by QuacksO June 1, 2021
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Stretch Limo

It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.
Did you see that chick in a stretch limo? Yeah, definitely needed a lube job.
by ksoze720 June 1, 2019
mugGet the Stretch Limomug.

A stretch

Doing a drug deal
by Karinpidh October 16, 2020
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