stiff dylan

hey man if u keep flashing ur tits at me im gonna get a stiff dylan...
by Boobz34 August 17, 2022
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Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
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Stiff dab

The action of dabbing while your arms and body are stiff
by veganslayer February 22, 2019
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Stiff-Fanny

A deli girl with a twisted mind.

Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies
Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY
by ??? Hi December 05, 2021
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stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.
Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.
by Just_Jake November 23, 2017
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stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"
I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....
by WinksMcgee April 03, 2016
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Stiff Slick

The act of sipping an ice cold, slightly briny martini while receiving a blow job.
I've asked for a stiff slick for my birthday.
by Amazing Ann Smith January 12, 2024
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