spoonful of pills

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.

Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.

by Jsmelks September 30, 2015

asian spoon

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.

Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??

by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017

Spoon Master

One who romantically cuddles the king of a domain

Jeffrey: Did you go over to that girl's house last night?
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.

by the spoon master July 23, 2014

spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

by sandspit November 25, 2007

Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!

After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting A man decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent his partner over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" He replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!

by Scott Esskay :D December 24, 2006

Spoon Goon

A Horror Host groupie.

I went to a convention last weekend and this Spoon Goon would not leave Elvira alone!

by Son Of Froggy August 18, 2012

spoon feed

1. When a car and/or truck will not accept fuel at the fastest rate posible from the pump and the fuel pumper must slow the flow rate down to a trickle to keep the fuel from backing up and splashing out of the fuel opening.

I had to spoon feed that U-haul truck because gas was spitting out.

by Zone Ranger February 18, 2008