Smeagol

1) AKA Gollum who kills his brother Deagol for the Ring of Power in the river where Isildur fell.

Smeagol is gollum

by Kameron the best June 20, 2003

smadge

Comes from the colloquial abbreviation of vagina (vadge). Referring to a smelly vagina.

Mmm... That smadge is smelly!

by Chantal24 December 14, 2008

Smeagol

UGLY

Dakota fanning is a smeagol

by The beast123 February 18, 2009

poo smear

A racist term for brown people.

hey poo smear..
yeah you..
why the fuck don't you go back to India.

by horse with no name March 29, 2008

smeaf

A word used to describe someone who does not possess the ability to smell by combining the words "Smell" and "Deaf."

The real word for this impairment is Anosmia. One can be born without the ability to smell or losing the sense due to a traumatic experience.

1. Eww... Do you smell that?
2. No, I can't, I'm smeaf.

by teh smeaf guy March 22, 2007

Seadoggs

When you take a poop

Jerrod: "I just dropped some seadoggs yo."

Jessica: "put the fan on you nasty ass."

by 3 lil babies February 28, 2011

Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?

Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.

by iK3A September 30, 2011