sloppy sally

my girl was on the rag and she was being a b*tch so i gave her a sloppy sally
by blklblsk8er April 08, 2006
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Sloppy Joe

When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!
Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!
by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
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sloppy seconds

To engage in sexual intercouse where ejaculation has previously ocurred in the orifice by another male within a short time frame. The sperm and semem is then used as a natural lubrication by the second male. Although the term may be used to describe both vaginal and anal intercourse with a male or female, it is traditionally used to describe vaginal intercourse.
I'm tired of always getting dad's sloppy seconds with my sister
by King of Porn October 26, 2003
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sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says,"That's the way it was."
At the party, the two news reporters went into the broom closet to perform a sloppy cronkite.
by City of Dope January 30, 2007
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sloppy-ass

a woman whose ass is larger than it should be, out of proportion to the other body parts; wobbly, jiggly or lumpy, or moves too much when she walks and she's not trying.
See that woman over there? She'd be strappin' except for her sloppy-ass.
by Shollyman January 19, 2008
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sloppy margaret

A sloppy margaret is when, after sex, two people give each other a hi-five and one or both of them get splattered by bodily fluids that were on their hands.
This girl gave me a handjob last night, but then we did a sloppy margaret, and it was nasty.
by Cruisin' for a Bruisin' August 31, 2004
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sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle
i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.
by peebody March 17, 2008
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