Slacked

To engage in premarital relations with a "one night stand", impregnate them, and leap out with birdlike arms from the hotel window, flying away to avoid confrontation from her.... pesky husband.

"I just got absolutely SLACKED."

by Allekatsu June 25, 2024

Slacked

When you got fucked by some dude without a condom, then he dropped an anvil on your head and flew away with their elytra.

"Sup blud, have you ever been slacked" said Albi.
"Too many times to count." Elaina replies.

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.

"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

Jacking my slacks

To pull up your pants/ jeans , shorts.

I have to pull up my pants their sagging,so I'm jacking my slacks.

by anonymous May 2, 2025

Slack Shaming

The digital walk of shame that occurs when a well-intentioned Slack message lands in the wrong channel, triggering a swarm of passive-aggressive emojis, thread derailments, and a 10-minute debate about “channel etiquette.” Often followed by a link to the workspace guidelines you definitely didn’t read. (see Post Traumatic Slack Disorder)

“Dude, I just asked where the bathroom was and now the #devops team is roasting me. Total Slack shaming.

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025