shlong

by chxikwn May 08, 2019
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shlong

A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.
Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"

Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"
by fatdogshit November 30, 2020
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Shlong

Guy 1:want to see my shlong
Guy 2:ofc
by Roy_13 September 15, 2020
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Shlong

by sparecoochie123 October 30, 2020
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Mega Shlong

A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.
My Mega Shlong is an old lady
by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022
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Shlong Sauce

A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.
Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.

Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.
by Kennedy.G March 08, 2019
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shlong noggin

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'
by Bigmac2121 December 01, 2021
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