Shit

Something u poop and 💩 and a lot of people are 💩. Thank you and you might be one of these people.

Bruh ur face looks like Shit.

by Do u care what my name is. No June 24, 2019

Shit

Shit can be used to describe how one replys to messages or even how reliable one can be.

Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???

"So did Morgan ever reply to your emergency message?"

"No Morgans shit at replying"

In conclusion, Morgan=Shit

by Ddom12 November 26, 2017

Shit

The one thing noeone wants but has. Its annoying, evil, and an abomination.

I took a shit

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

Shit

What you say when the WiFi networks go out

Shit the WiFi went out

by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018

Shit

Shit means poop

Don’t come in here I’m taking a shit

by RyMuzik March 17, 2021