He is a living proof that jealous men exist. So many slutty boys his age are so jealous of him because of his success and good looks.
He is also hated so much by the dudes because they hate how popular he's become and how many sexy girls he's kissed onscreen.
Just like how Angelina Jolie is amongst girls, he is that amongst the guys; who hate him because he's hot and they bring up excuses like "come on, he's goofy looking", "average" or "he is ugly". He's one of the few guy actor that gets those attacks, which proves that he is hot, a rare gem in Hollywood, that makes so many men envy his looks.
Even Spielberg and Bay have some sort of a fetish of him.
He is also hated so much by the dudes because they hate how popular he's become and how many sexy girls he's kissed onscreen.
Just like how Angelina Jolie is amongst girls, he is that amongst the guys; who hate him because he's hot and they bring up excuses like "come on, he's goofy looking", "average" or "he is ugly". He's one of the few guy actor that gets those attacks, which proves that he is hot, a rare gem in Hollywood, that makes so many men envy his looks.
Even Spielberg and Bay have some sort of a fetish of him.
Jealous guy: Not Shia LaBeouf again, I can't stand looking at his ugly face.
Normal guy: What, do you want a guy you find attractive instead? You gay or what?
Jealous: Uh...what...uh...ahem
Normal guy: What, do you want a guy you find attractive instead? You gay or what?
Jealous: Uh...what...uh...ahem
by jealousymurders May 17, 2011
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An orphaned disabled child was shiavoed because she had a feeding tube and relied on the state for her care.
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A mixed-up contraction of: shit, fuck, and aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggg.
Something you say when you are frustrated. See clusterchuck.
A mixed-up contraction of: shit, fuck, and aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggg.
Something you say when you are frustrated. See clusterchuck.
cb: Shifau!
ib: What's wrong?
cb:
1.The file has been SORTED!!!
2.The new file STILL has the wrong data.
ib:
1. wtf? so now you have to re-map?
2. we're clusterchucked, then?
cb: 1 and 2. yep. lunch?
ib: What's wrong?
cb:
1.The file has been SORTED!!!
2.The new file STILL has the wrong data.
ib:
1. wtf? so now you have to re-map?
2. we're clusterchucked, then?
cb: 1 and 2. yep. lunch?
by reverb July 7, 2005
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She was a total shiagonia. (whore)
OH, SHIAGONIA. (damn)
Shit, Shiagonia, Crap. (fuck)
get the picture
OH, SHIAGONIA. (damn)
Shit, Shiagonia, Crap. (fuck)
get the picture
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Boy 1: hey i have a crush on a girl
Boy 2: well she must be a shianti
boy 1: there she is
Boy 2: oh yeah she's definitely a shianti
Boy 2: well she must be a shianti
boy 1: there she is
Boy 2: oh yeah she's definitely a shianti
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