Touch Her Shoulder

To have sex with a girl. The epitome of all that is good in life. Originated in the Off-Topic Discussion Forum on GameSpot.

"I like a girl, but I don't know how to get closer to her. What should I do?"
"Touch her shoulder, and she'll love you long time."

by ---Anonymous--- October 17, 2007

shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

by escuchon May 14, 2008

sepultura

A band which started out as 50% Death Metal and 50% Black Metal with Bestial Devestation and Morbid Visions. Then went to thrash metal with Schizophrenia, Beneath the Remains, and Arise. Slowed down their tempo and simplified their music with Chaos A.D. which used lots of guitar pedal effects and tribal sounds and downtuned guitars. Some people believe it may be responsible as starting nu-metal a little. Speaking of which Sepultura then released a damn korn-sounding abomination known as Roots. Horrible album. After that the original vocalist left and in his place came a black hardcore vocalist. They released Against which had a hardcore sound to it and it was much better then Roots. Two years later they released Nation, a conceptual album based on creating a new nation. Then they released Roorback, which got rid of all the tribal sounds of the past four albums and kinda returned to an older sound. What's in the future for Sepultura? No one knows. But they are still together. This year is their 20th year as a band.

Pronounced as SEE-PULL-TOO-RA

Sepultura's albums are all good except for Roots which sucks.

by Anthony Scrima February 28, 2004

Sexulated

A word to describe something as looking sexy and cool

That poster looks well sexulated.
That girl is looking well sexulated.

by NuMpTy o_0 May 25, 2006

should have polished the wood

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!

He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"

by Carl J. Maltese November 9, 2007

Shoulder Rape

1: When someone comes up to another person and grips the "victim" 's shoulder. Can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation "Shoulder Rape~" must be shouted for it to be true Shoulder Rape.

2: The exclamation used when the above occurs.

1: Denton: *sneaks up on unsuspecting Kevin* *grips shoulder* "SHOULDER RAPE~"

Kevin: "Aaaargh~"
(But we all know that everyone loves Shoulder Rape ;D)

2: "Hey, shut up or I'll Shoulder Rape you!"

by Tyrannosaurus-Alex July 31, 2010

we should do something sometime

an excuse for someting to say at the end of conversations or after meeting with an old friend.

hey carla! i havnt seen you in ages!
yeah.. we should do something sometime...
sure thing!

by Qwerty April 21, 2004