Seal Team Sex

The act of pulling out during sex and shooting your sperm in the person's left eye.

My girlfriend got pink eye from Seal Team Sex.

by So in, So out June 11, 2011

Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003

salsa snack

disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then taken the shit log out of her twat and sucking on it. yeah fucking gross.

Tim:Yo who wants a salsa snack. Jeff: You're fucked.

by Mark_e_mark December 25, 2007

Chunky Salsa

Another term to describe a woman's period, and the time the period lasts.

Damn, i got my chunky salsa today- i feel like shit!
come on juan, let's go get nacho's supreme!

all right! then we can go to climb the magical talking tree mrs. robins!

by Juan Jaar May 3, 2008

circus seal

Term popularized by Eau Claire, Wisconsin's notorious "H-Gay". Meaning: a girl who sucks cock with a great amout of enthusiasm, thus resembling the bobbing head of a circus seal.

H-Gay: "She may be old, but I bet she'd go down like a circus seal."

by Jazzgasm August 27, 2003

Sealion cave

When a large and usually grotesque woman has a rather pungent odor expelling from their vagina, not unlike the mixture of fish sticks and feces; releases a huge stinky queef.

Guy: Dude at last call I took home that one chick, and she had a real sealion cave. I threw up after eating her out to the point of dry heaves.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

Sealy

Sealy a name for a beautiful girl. Always cheerful and outgoing. Loves to laugh,smile, and always doing jokes. Has an amazing personality and an amazing smile. Sealy is tall,cute,awesome, and loves to take risks. Always reaching her goals and always gets what she wants but has to work for it. Learned not to trust certain people just to trust her best friends. Doesn't let her ex boyfriends get in her way. Always moving on no matter what happens, and enjoys life to the fullest.

Sealy

by Sally Vianey December 3, 2011