When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says “aurghh!”

Girl1: Last night when my man asked for a threesome, we gave him the seal instead!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!

The Seal by Rednikster April 14, 2016

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Clubbing the seal

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.

Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'

Clubbing the seal by BenS1986 July 22, 2010

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wet seal

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?

wet seal by TheDiscount April 28, 2011

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Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

Alaskan Seal Spear by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010

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