Enbyfriend's Day

October 15. A day to celebrate your enbyfriend's.

Origin: Halfway in between Boyfriend's Day and Girlfriend's Day.

Today is enbyfriend's day so I am taking you on an especially nice date.

by Shugunou October 5, 2023

Deebyfriend's Day

October 30th. A day to celebrate your double-binary signicant other.

Origin: The sum of the dates for Boyfriend's Day and Girlfriend's Day.

Happy Deebyfriend's Day.

by Shugunou October 5, 2023

goat-entine's day

a more awesome made-up holiday (in replacement of Valentine's Day) that celebrates the love of goats.

We celebrated goat-entine's day by eating goat cheese, watching funny goat videos and eating at goat-fil-a. It's the most baaaadass holiday.

by millerthyme February 14, 2015

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929

b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma December 8, 2014

St Patrick’s Day 2020

HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol

Hahah
St Patrick’s Day 2020

by Ur mom Karen March 17, 2020

Saint Patty’s Day Treat

When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.

Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.

Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.

by SilasBirch March 16, 2021

April Fool’s Day

A day when you can tell your crush you like them… and when they reject you, tell them “it’s a joke! April Fool’s” haha *dies*

hey! I gotta tell you something…
oh? What’s up?
I like you.
Oh… sorry… I don’t feel the sa-
It’s April Fool’s Day! It’s a joke! *dies inside*

by numberonecharlielover March 31, 2022