screen cheater

a person who in video games will look at the opponents' screen to gain an unfair advantage. NCAA Football is a big game that screen cheaters tend to bastardize. screen cheaters always go bonkers if they are figured out and tend to swear on their mother's proverbial grave to disprove any notions. they are the absolute worst and will end up saying the next morning that they were drunk and did not remember anything about it.

James: Branyan you screen-cheating little bitch! that's five plays in a row that you put your defense exactly where my play is going!

Branyan: I AM NOT A SCREEN CHEATER I SWEAR ON EVERYONE!

by Turner Proverbial September 29, 2010

Screen Gems

See: S from hell

Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Screen Stretcher

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"

That dick is standing on the edge screen stretching, I can't see shit! what a screen stretcher.

by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009

split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.

Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.

by Simian187 February 11, 2014

screen looker

A person who looks at other peoples screens in a split screen video game, or just in one word...Mitch!

Fucken Mitch is such a screen looker, he couldn't have known i was right there!

by poppy the mama June 6, 2009

SCREEN PLAY

Someone engaged in thumbing around the screen of their phone.

Hillary laughed uproariously as she was lost in screen play.

by pRODIGAL1 January 17, 2012

screen sharing

When you're bored at night and choose to let someone else hack into your computer and look at your porn.

Person 1: "Bruh you wanna do some screen sharing tonight, I'm gonna be bored AF"
Person 2: "That sounds totally rad dude, let's watch some porn together!"

by memeslulz June 10, 2017