Vagine Screen

A cockblock in the lesbian world.

I was pretty sure Sarah was gonna come home with me, but then Katie started interrupting us and threw up a vagine screen.

by Insightful J September 23, 2010

screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.

We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.

by Silly_Me December 22, 2018

Screen Stretcher

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"

That dick is standing on the edge screen stretching, I can't see shit! what a screen stretcher.

by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009

Blue screen

When someone you love says something cute that makes you so happy, all you can react with is a picture of a blue screen.

Person 1: I love you so much, ya cutie!
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)

by Starry_gal June 22, 2020

screen looker

A person who looks at other peoples screens in a split screen video game, or just in one word...Mitch!

Fucken Mitch is such a screen looker, he couldn't have known i was right there!

by poppy the mama June 06, 2009

SCREEN PLAY

Someone engaged in thumbing around the screen of their phone.

Hillary laughed uproariously as she was lost in screen play.

by pRODIGAL1 January 13, 2012

screen sharing

When you're bored at night and choose to let someone else hack into your computer and look at your porn.

Person 1: "Bruh you wanna do some screen sharing tonight, I'm gonna be bored AF"
Person 2: "That sounds totally rad dude, let's watch some porn together!"

by memeslulz June 10, 2017