Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.

Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!

by JRentCy June 24, 2025

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

scores

Means 20 pounds or usually used to refer to a 2 gram bag of weed that cost 20 quid. 10 quid is known as benz.

Just got a scores out the atm for the fruit machine!
Anyone know where my scores bag of bud is?

by Bigboy packet March 15, 2022

Nugent Score

The number of wild animals you can kill in one hour with a knife or bow and arrow or your bare hands. This is in reference to Ted Nugent, avid hunter and general crazy dude.

Did you meet Craig? That's one crazy guy! I'd put his Nugent Score at 15!

by DrSpEd August 28, 2014

Score One For The Master Race

Also known as S1FMR, an anti-semeticc dogwhistle created by far-right TikToker Postman, making fun of the Leftist TikToker monicalejewski.

It was created after the TikToker monicalejewski said that Postman probably says the phrase while looking at himself in the mirror.

*Vril Edit*
ultimate.aryan: Score One For The Master Race...

by supergoyim May 16, 2025

Running down the score

The opposite of running up the score. A team that has no chance of winning scores as the game comes to a close.

In sports where the winner's margin of victory matter, it is important for the losing team to erase as much of the scoring deficit as possible.

Running down the score was necessary for NC State against Villanova if they wanted to stay as a top 25 college basketball team in next week's poll.

by Original Orangutans November 26, 2023

Scoring

The Act of Rizzing someone up enough for them to be compelled enough to have Sexual Intercourse

Beavis: Hey, look at that hot chick (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, she so, like, so hot (chuckle)
Beavis: You bet she's gonna, like, have sex with us (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, like, we're totally going to, like, score (chuckle)
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! We're going to score! (Chuckle)

*For Clarification, They mean sex, scoring is technically their own way of saying that. They are, also, Beavis and Butthead"

by Gassypotato February 24, 2024