Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023

scare bond

Wicked scary bondage

Jake pulled back the sheets and there was a plethora of scare bond in the bed

by rubypearl October 11, 2016

Scared

Yes. So scared that you had to both keep provoking me and fucking the retard and the retard had to be in my emails because reasons and NOW... You have to do what you're doing because you're just so scawd.

Hym "You are a lying piece of shit that is trying to steal my accomplishment from me and diminish my rights NOT BECAUSE it keeps your kids safe but because it allows you to keep pretending to be better than someone you are not better than. You want the piece of shit breeders to dictate whether or not people get rights completely arbitrarily. That isn't scared."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Post Jump-Scare Syndrome

Having no emotion or reaction to anything 10 minutes following a jump-scare, leaving the victim completely unresponsive.

Chris R.: “Oh you have stage 5 PJS? What’s that mean?”

Case O.: “Post Jump-Scare Syndrome. It’s the 10 minutes after a horrific jump-scare, nothing is real and you’re just in a trance like state.”

by r0se.m4ri October 23, 2025

ur way scared

too pussy.

Person 1: I dare you to kill yourself.
Person 2: no way i'm going to do that!
Person 1: lol gg ur way scared.

by urwayscared November 15, 2018

Cancel Scared

People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.

Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.

Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.

by mgg January 12, 2024