The salty duel is a male masturbation game. Two males stand facing each other and a third party shouts "draw". You then start to masturbate and the target for your ejaculation is the other person.
A vital part of the 'duel' is that you look into the eyes of the person you are battling.
As for many people it is unclear who the actual winner is, it is the person who ejaculates first not the person who is ejaculated on.
A vital part of the 'duel' is that you look into the eyes of the person you are battling.
As for many people it is unclear who the actual winner is, it is the person who ejaculates first not the person who is ejaculated on.
James and Dave had a salty duel at the party last night, but they broke up because they argued over who the winner was.
by P.S.E. Party Boy July 23, 2009
by Reggin75 September 29, 2017
When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.
My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.
by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021
by serbiarules November 24, 2012
1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.
2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.
2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.
by You're_welcome:) August 17, 2019
Another name for a skilled surfer, used mainly on the Pacific Northwest coast. Someone who likes to surf a lot. An avid surfer.
"Hey man, you see that salty brain out there? He's shredding that 15 footer"
"Josh is a serious salty brain, he catches huge sets everyday"
"You gotta be one salty brain to try Mavericks"
"Josh is a serious salty brain, he catches huge sets everyday"
"You gotta be one salty brain to try Mavericks"
by Spartacus on the coast December 15, 2016
by 104 girls April 03, 2008