Jade salami

A big black girl with a monstrous sneeze

“Mum I think I’ve failed my exam i couldn’t concentrate because there was a Jade salami in the exam room”

by Dvaiwnfhaowbd March 23, 2025

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Salami Pirate for short, Another term for a lot lizard or Truck stop prostitute

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate offering her services to truck drivers

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

saggy salami

When your fanny is saggy and flops around and tastes like meat, or it looks like a wet subway sandwich and tastes and smells like a fishmonger. You filthy tramp wash your fanny.

Your nan has saggy salami, tell her to fucking wash it.

by Salami muncher June 2, 2025

Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.

During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."

by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023

Pittsburgh salami

Pittsburgh salami" an unusual sexual position that include fries and a lot of cole slaw in a position that resembles the states of Pennsylvania and Ohio in a coital embrace.

Mikey was giving Sara the Pittsburgh Salami before delivering a sack of beef sandwiches, she needed two terrible towels to clean up afterwards.

by MasterOfLunchmeat July 16, 2023

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024