by GB Define September 01, 2015
A zone where nobody ever gets hurt, knocked down, falls, or dies. Nobody disagrees over anything, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everything is sterilized and functional, and vegan food is the only food because everyone else is wrong about what they eat and think, and danger is always someone else's fault.
The restaurant is a safe zone, and the country is becoming one. Nothing has to be based in reality in a safe zone, it's a zone where there is no suffering like in the real world.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
Safe Rape is when you attempt to rape someone, but you use protection to try to not inpregnate the victim.
Kevin: Hey, what were you up to last night?
Mark: Oh I safe raped this woman I found on the street yesterday. But it’s okay! I used a condom; crisis averted.
Kevin: DUDE!
Mark: Oh I safe raped this woman I found on the street yesterday. But it’s okay! I used a condom; crisis averted.
Kevin: DUDE!
by xXPU55Y_REKTER_9000Xx May 02, 2018
The Lolita express generally featured young women and girls, but was specially outfitted with a guy safe for Kevin, Bill and Chris's flight. Kevin enjoyed the guy safe.
by tickleman July 27, 2019
Get a dildo!!!!!!! The girl will absolutly love it. That way, you can kiss her and fuck her at the same time with no risks.
by SarahProkochuk March 15, 2008
by confusinomiton October 04, 2006
by TheWickedHeart August 25, 2004