rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

Decade Rule

When you cannot reveal a secret because it is so sensitive, it will offend those around you. By citing the decade rule, in doing so you agree that ten years from that date you cite it, you will reveal the secret.

Me: Ross, where were you last night?
Ross: I'm citing the decade rule on this one
Me: Damn, I'll mark the date

by E Daddy December 15, 2009

The Tip Rule

1. The process of planning the cost of anything you are willing to spend your money on with the idea you will spend the equivalent to that or less, in turn it results in costing more by at least 20%.

2. The final pricing of any advertised product.

The computer advertised for $499.99 comes to a final total of $687.32 with tax, warrantee, and spyware. The Tip Rule.

Dan: "I'm going to the bar and keeping it to $50 bucks."

Chris: " Remember The Tip Rule bro."

by cmp62 September 15, 2010

Gandhi Rule

When 'Gandhi' has acquired a firebomb/molotov, whoever he calls 'Gandhi Rule' on, must stand still and let 'Gandhi' burn him to death.

Gandhi : Hey Ognjen you fuckwit, Gandhi Rule!!
Ognjen : OH FUCK ME ASSHOLE AND CALL ME A NIGGER

by usheryeeaahh May 29, 2019

hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010

ool rule

The number one rule of any pool. No pee (p) in my pool.

"Welcome swimmers! This is my pool. In my pool we have rules. The number one rule is the ool rule. As u can see, there is no pee (p) in my pool, let's try to keep it that way."

by CBolton99 August 20, 2013