Rub it out

Never mind, forget about it.

Rub it out I found what I need.

by Sdrawdenor June 21, 2022

Rubbing cheese

Two lesbians with yeast infections performing sexual acts.

I bet those two were rubbing cheese last night.

by Shaunaldmcdnald April 30, 2022

rubbing the ham

Women jacking off

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form

by The white knight February 10, 2015

Knee-rubbing

When you touch your knee, with their knee, so they get attracted to you.

Barbara: Stop Knee-rubbing me.
Robert: What? I'm not knee-rubbing you. What are you talking about?

by Rodopabapbop March 9, 2020

Rub Tub

The female version of a male's "Spank Bank".

My friend said she is putting her boyfriend's picture in her Rub Tub for later use.

by MedicChris80 October 7, 2018

Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."

Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?

by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017

Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023