ratchet juice

SKANKY SMELLING ODOR. USUALLY FOUND AROUND GIRLS NAMED SOPHIA. USUALLY COMING FROM GIRLS WITH SHORT SKIRTS AND KNEE HIGH BOOTS.

IT SMELLS LIKE RATCHET JUICE IN HERE.

by BRIKARENN December 20, 2013

Ratchet

A madam of the nasty ghetto species, dressed in an ensemble of cheetah print leggings and a leotard, not to mention the thong 4 sizes too small beneath these items. On top of her head is generally perched a purple weave, often resembling shredded plastic. A lady of this sort may be caught sipping a beverage called Baby Drank, or 4loko mixed with rufies......... AKA Baby Drank. Ratchets are most commonly known for their slurring of words due to the Baby Drank. Most Ratches are commonly found dancing sloppily on poles, most commonly knocking them over due to their immense weight. A Ratchet is also commonly found on the arm of a big black man smoking a cheap cigar.

Ratchet babies are a rare breed of child raised but the most ratchety ratchets. Such a creature drinks a mixture of Baby Drank and Heroin for nutrients. This habit is started from birth to build up tolerance for the (short) life ahead of him/her. A ratchet laugh is usually high pictched, sometimes to a frequency most people over 40 cannot hear.

Ma nigga, did y'all see dat nasty ass ratchet in da club lass' night??
Ma nigga yeh, I wanted to skeet all ova dat bitch

Dat bitch ain't jus a DB, she a straitup ratchet wen she drunk!

Yu see dat ratchet all up in de VeeEmAyzz las' nite?
Yuh course nigga, but chu talkin' bout Nicki Minaj or TayTay Swift?

by nIcKiMiNaJnIgGuHZ December 7, 2010

Ratcher

A man that is a player . A man that sweet talks the ladies and takes them to bed . Often considered permissible behavior for a man , but frowned upon for a woman to do .... why is that ?

I have a neighbor who has a hot tub and there is always a party going on over there . I peeked thru the fence once and saw happy naked ladies frolicking about with him . He is a ratcher , a real Daddy Mac .

by Franklin T-Bone Macaluso August 5, 2013

ratched

ratched means to not give a fuck.... or it could mean your a "trip" depends on how you use it. used by LIL' BOOSIE

-you saw them girls over there fightin?
-yeh them some ratched ass hoes!

by DJ PRINCESS KUTZ October 2, 2008

ratchet

Used by dumb women to explain other ugly nasty women. The real use of the word is in reference of a tool.

Serena tells Sam that bitch is ratchet.

by LB9591 May 11, 2014

ratchet

An out of control ghetto person.

"Daaaamn, did you see those cheerleading RATCHETS? LOL."

by Someone...Someone. November 19, 2011

ratchet

A mispronunciation of "wretched" that grew to be it's own word and meaning.

A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:

-owning a Blackberry

-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper

-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists

-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice

-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing

-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak

-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them

-are commonly overweight

and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.

Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD's from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.

That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

God help us all.

by tortilla_machine June 15, 2014