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RockLock

RockLock is a strain of cannabis. Its Parentage is Warlock x Rockstar. Highly medicinal! Flowering time is a "short" 56 days. Seeds are found at DNA Genetics.
Go Rocklock and Get Couchlocked...
by HerSoldier August 25, 2011
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Roadblocking

when you are at a party and fat or undesirable females block your path through a doorway that you want to go through either on purpose, or unintentionally. when roadblocked the victim is usually too disinterested or disgusted by the roadblocker(s) to ask them to move. sometimes roadblocking is used as a cockblock.
"i want to go play pong in the garage, but Bertha is roadblocking me"
by drunk cyclist May 15, 2015
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Lockblocking

The act of registering for an online poker tournament at the last second in order to ruin it from locking and creating massive overlay for a few remaining players.
I hated a couple of those guys in the 606 $1,000 deep stack so I registered at the last second to prevent them from locking the tournament. It was the ultimate use of lockblocking.
by EmperorAjay October 22, 2016
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Strolling Roadblock

The walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can't get around. Usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.
Guy: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.
by Gruebenfunk October 10, 2010
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coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
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cockblockey

I am a cockblockey
by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003
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cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
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