ratch-attack

When a girl or girls are acting and behaving (otherwise attacking) so 'ratchet' that they blow your mind and embarrass themselves.

That crazy bitch was giving me a ratch-attack with her constant 'Gurl' and 'Holla' tweets and loud ass Drake music.

by The Masterfiend March 19, 2015

9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

by Tirulian November 6, 2009

Reach Around Cum Swallow

It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!

Tony gave Goatse a Reach Around Cum Swallowing, which lasted for four scores and seven years ago.

by Jefbag April 4, 2009

Reach Around

The act of reaching behind one's self to manually grab another's penis in order to help guide it's insertion into one's own anus.

Just to let you know that my heart's in the right place, Bubba's gonna let YOU have the reach around!

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

reach around

when a dude is pulling a girl and goes for the arm around the back technique, so shes not getting away

yo man, dave went for the bear grab reach around technique in this instance. on julie

by Biff Nolan April 21, 2006

The Courtesy Of A Reach-Around

The most basic way to show respect to somebody.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was your date."
Guy 2: "It was good, except for one thing."
G1: " What?"
G2: "She didn't give me the courtesy of a reach-around."
G1: "Not even the courtesy of a goddamn reach-around?! You should dump her."

by KS721 April 10, 2011

Irish Reach-Around

When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.

Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!

Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!

by Jawz CrankShoot July 25, 2012