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remotely retarded

a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.
dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."

dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."

dude 1- "Shut up."
by jacob1012 December 4, 2009
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rebotchulate

Ree Botch Chew Late
To keep making the same mistake over and over again even though you tell your self not to do it again you do anyway. Compulsive error
"One of my new year resoulutions for 2010 is to try not to rebotchulate this year, time to move on and succeed"
by sans-souci January 11, 2010
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repoo man

the act of stealing an item from a person, and leaving a pile of poop in place of the stolen item.
Tim repoo man'd Stephen's computer.
by ergo amazingness December 23, 2010
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Remote

narrative-driven short films
A famous remote found Conan visit a historic, Civil War-era baseball league. That piece was one of O'Brien's personal favorites, later remarking, "When I leave this earth, at the funeral, just show this, because this pretty much says who I'm all about."

Within a year, O’Brien began to work out a kind of comedic formula for “Late Night.” In addition to the usual glittering array of guests, the show combined the lewd and wacky (regulars included a masturbating bear and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) with more elegant, narrative-driven short films (which are called remotes) in which O’Brien left the studio and reported on, say, a historic baseball league or a station in Houston that refused to carry his show at its normal hour. The apotheosis of the “Late Night” remotes centered on the realization in 2006 that O’Brien bears a striking resemblance to the (female) president of Finland. “We took the show to Helsinki for five days,” O’Brien recalled, “where we were embraced like a national treasure.”
by howdoyouspellAnonymous December 17, 2013
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stroke the remote

Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!
Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap
by nerfherder January 11, 2009
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Black tv remote

A black tv remote is a a mans dick instead of an actual black tv remote
Wheres you black tv remote
by Blackshadow1314 April 21, 2020
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repooperation

My dad came home from his colonoscopy, and now he's in repooperation
by sambarnes February 29, 2008
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