returner's remorse

The regret one feels after returning an item they purchased or received as a gift.

Rick felt returner's remorse shortly after returning the new laptop he purchased 30 minutes earlier.

by Riconator January 6, 2011

Trannie's Remorse

The feeling of regret or despair that a transgender encounters after having undergone some form of transition surgery or procedure.

-Hey did you see that story about the transgender crying about the surgery they had?
-Yeah, looks like they are experiencing some serious Trannie's Remorse.

by SuicidalAussie February 12, 2021

cougars remorse

When you have one night stand sex with a cougar or when your suffering from cougaritis condition and you have buyers remorse,feel guilty of being with a woman that may be twice your age and feel bad that you did.

Tom finally got over his cougaritis,too bad he got cougars remorse from it.

by broken dreams nyc July 5, 2008

Love Removal Machine

Check this one
Fell to the red room
Because she was there, oh
A scarlet woman
She got me in fear, yeah, yeah, yeah
She said do all those things that you do to me
You know what I mean, boy
Do all those things that you do to me yeah
Love remover love remover machine
You little soul shaker love remover machine
Baby baby baby baby baby I fell from the sky
Yesterday you blew my mind oh yeah
Having trouble with my direction
Upside down psychotic reaction

Love removal love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little fun removal love removal machine
Love removal love removal machine
You little fun remover fun removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine
Look out here she comes
Look out here she comes
I said, look out here she comes
Look out here she comes, ya ya
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it
Baby
Ah yay

by Death Menace February 6, 2023

Rembrandt

Used pejoratively, the term "Rembrandt" can be applied to any lecherous individual over 40 with pedophilic predilections of any sort.

The term was originated in Germany in the early 2000s in reference to a highly suspicious park-dweller in Bonn who accosted a group of schoolchildren inviting them to a "night walk" with lanterns. The individual wore an ornate leather hat not unlike those in Rembrandt's famous painting "The Night Watchman."

The term can also be used more playfully to designate any individual (almost always male) guilty of ogling women under 18.

That guy over there is a Rembrandt. I'd keep your kids away from him at all costs.

by Doctor Max July 30, 2012

remorsel

Remorsel is when you regret the food that you ordered.

Wow, your steak looks a lot better than my tripe soup. I've got serious remorsel.

If you wanted fries, Betsy, you should have ordered them. It's not my fault you have remorsel.

by Daniel Bana September 17, 2007

Rimora

A Southern Illinois local Metal band located in the St. Louis area (Belleville, IL). Formed late February of 2007, the band has overcame several line up changes, and has written about 6-7 original songs. To date have played in local venues such as The Creepy Crawl (STL, MO) and Pop's (Sauget, IL).

The current line up consists of JT Hess on vocals, Brian Bunfill on drums, lead guitar Blain Granado, and bassist Jason Young. They are searching for a second guitarist / rhythm player, as well.

Overall sound is definitely influenced by Thrash and Death Metal, and a pinch of Classical.

dude, I totally saw Rimora at Pop's last night! huAH! can't wait for their debut album!

by ayinlvilm April 6, 2009