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Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.
Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.
by choad al amode May 6, 2019
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Reede

Reede's are usually tightasses, often quite rude and likely homosexual. Don't be a Reede. Often Reede's are found to be born in June or March, usually around the 30th. In a whole Reedes are unique individuals who often find themselves getting beaten up by many.
Girl 1: Reede is such a fucking faggot! He loves dick not me!
Girl 2: I know right! He rejected me and told me to go fuck myself!
by Cellman September 16, 2019
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Reeferendum

A referendum specifically focusing on the legal standing or prohibition of marijuana.
Dale: You heard 4 states just voted to legalize weed?

Saul: Yes. There's a wave of reeferendums coming my friend.

Dale: Why are you talking like that?
by Slang_handler November 30, 2020
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Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
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fanfic reader

A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.

These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.

They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-
someone: have you heard of the new student? I heard they're a fanfic reader!
by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022
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Yogeling the redder

Yogeling the redder is when you’re about to shoot the puck into the net in hockey
Yo broski I’m yogeling the redder. Thank you for the jewbarksi.
by Zebooo1 November 23, 2020
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render

(noun) a girlfriend or ho that you pimp on a regular basis for the thrills henit

(verb) to render someone is to take them up the front or rear fossy and to make sure they are the mother/father of your children bitch
selina wants to render jon up good
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