bankogenic recession

A bankogenic recession is a recession caused by bankers being reckless and making mistakes.

The phrase was first coined by London Mayor Boris Johnson in an interview with The Times newspaper (UK) on 6th December 2008.

In The Times inteview Boris Johnson said. “I’m a friend of the bankers but do not forget this is a bankogenic recession. It wasn’t produced by some oil shock, it was produced by a crisis in the financial services industry.”

by Caiptean August 29, 2009

DNA Receptacle

1. Any orifice in which a man may deposit his seed.

2. Vagina. Owner not important.

3. Concubine.

Tiger Woods was not content with one DNA Receptacle.

by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009

Punctuation Recession

When you're texting/ emailing and your friend responds with one too many punctuation marks.

Bob: hey!!!!!!!!! what's up??

Bob: well...................................

You: Bob, don't you know we're in a punctuation recession?

by fakename!!123!! January 11, 2011

Finnish Recess

A sexual ordeal where 2 or more participants initiate foreplay in a cold environment (ideally a tundra or snow bank) and finish in a heated environment (ideally a sauna).

Bob and Mary got a vacation house in Tahoe and wanted to chill then spice things up with a Finnish Recess.

by JorgenTervanen April 23, 2018

Cock Receptacle

Best describes a bar fly who comes in stuck up but willing to take any cock by the end of the night.

I’m going to make this Cock Receptacle’s daddy proud and then forget her name

by TwoTonBetty July 31, 2019

Slack receipt

The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.

Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.

by Cialexander April 12, 2020

Rat recession

If Generation Z doesn't wake up and fight with the rest of us, we're all going to have to ask somebody else permission or have to prove ourselves to somebody else to go anywhere or do anything, and forget working a steady job like our predecessors, that won't be there anymore. Democracy will be gone and nobody will question it.

Another rat recession brought on by a pestilence this time, since a pestilence awakens in darkness. There is no light at the end of the tunnel when you're not stuck in a dark tunnel, there is only light.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021