Realms of Despair

The Realms of Despair is the original SMAUG MUD, which is free to play. They have an active Roleplaying community, an active player-killing (deadly) community, and a very active peaceful community. Players can choose from 13 classes (including one deadly-only class) and 13 races. Character appearances are customizable on creation and we have a vast collection of equipment that is level, gender, class, race and alignment specific.

"Are you going to be on Realms of Despair tonight?"

"No, my girlfriend got mad after our last run."

"Yeah, that's rough... Sucks to be you."

by Kyla Cloud Kicker December 30, 2012

Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015

Reality

A real pain in the ass for all humans on this earth

Wow reality is tough

by Crazycat01 April 12, 2017

realicous

Really - Delicious

This hambuger was realicous.

by BiBIg dsgfsdgfasdgasdfgaedsrg November 2, 2017

Realicool

Realicool is when something is realistic, but also very cool. It is primary used to define film, but could also be ones trait.

Jake: “Is this film a musical?”
Martin: “No it is a realicool!”
Jake: “Yo that’s sick man!”

by I’m-Boris August 27, 2018

Ralissa

A beautiful young woman usually has long blonde hair. She is the most caring young woman anyone will ever meet. She is also very sexy and every guy wants but only very few will ever get her.

Dang man I wish I was with Ralissa. She is smoking hot.

by Yeeter yeet July 7, 2020