When you smell check a girl and lift the blanket like a dutch oven and her vagina smells ratchet. The smell smacks you in the face like a dutch oven fart. Thats a "ratchet oven".
Smell check, then lift the blankets and smack in your face like a dutch oven...
"Yo B... Get your dirty ratchet vagina out of my bed!"
Example- (conversation between friends)
Boy- "Yea one time i messed with this stripper chic, i did the smell check. I got all comfy under my covers and woosh it hit me in the face smelling like shit box"
Girl- "ewe, now thats what you call a ratchet oven"
Boy- "LMAO, Damn right, I told that nasty b*tch to get her dirty self out of my bed"
Girl- "Dont let that happen again"
"Yo B... Get your dirty ratchet vagina out of my bed!"
Example- (conversation between friends)
Boy- "Yea one time i messed with this stripper chic, i did the smell check. I got all comfy under my covers and woosh it hit me in the face smelling like shit box"
Girl- "ewe, now thats what you call a ratchet oven"
Boy- "LMAO, Damn right, I told that nasty b*tch to get her dirty self out of my bed"
Girl- "Dont let that happen again"
by S.Dot Sweets July 10, 2012
Get the ratchet ovenmug. A non flying bird thing. it talks like a parrot but it can only say RAAATCHET. Similiar to an "Hellen Keller" parrot, but only at the end of the movie when she said wa wa
by intelligentguy89 January 1, 2012
Get the Ratchet Animalmug. a Hoe or Loose woman's bag to carry miscellaneous items to make tight situations easier to get out of.
"Shit! My wife is at the front door, hide!"
Ratchet says"Fu*k That!" and
Proceeds to pull parachute from ratchet bag and escapes out the window.
Ratchet says"Fu*k That!" and
Proceeds to pull parachute from ratchet bag and escapes out the window.
by leathercakes October 27, 2011
Get the Ratchet Bagmug. by expoxsed October 9, 2018
Get the ratchet hoemug. Cheap, best bang for buck pizza. Normally only enjoyable when a large amount of Alcohol or Marijuana is consumed and you have the munchies.
Damn Little Caesars gave me hella Mud butt last night, talk about some hella ratchet pizza.
Cici's Pizza is ratchet as fuck!
Cici's Pizza is ratchet as fuck!
by DNastymuthafucka September 7, 2012
Get the Ratchet Pizzamug. 1. It's a deceiving girl or guy that looks ratchet but is actually clean. No stds and is about a 6 to 7 on the ten scale.
2. A girl that looks like a slut or a whore and dresses like a ratchet but still looks hot enough and may also pertain to butter faces
2. A girl that looks like a slut or a whore and dresses like a ratchet but still looks hot enough and may also pertain to butter faces
by Jokes8 September 3, 2013
Get the Clean ratchetmug. When something, whether it be a song, movie or club, was ratch before ratchet became ratchet. It was the precursor to modern day ratchism.
"Yo Coops! Throw on that proto ratchet Sean Paul track."
"You mean the Gimme the Light Pass the Dro-Voisier Remix feat. Busta Ryhmes."
"Yea. So hype!"
"You mean the Gimme the Light Pass the Dro-Voisier Remix feat. Busta Ryhmes."
"Yea. So hype!"
by rumskib March 6, 2014
Get the proto ratchetmug.