When you smell check a girl and lift the blanket like a dutch oven and her vagina smells ratchet. The smell smacks you in the face like a dutch oven fart. Thats a "ratchet oven".
Smell check, then lift the blankets and smack in your face like a dutch oven...
"Yo B... Get your dirty ratchet vagina out of my bed!"
Example- (conversation between friends)
Boy- "Yea one time i messed with this stripper chic, i did the smell check. I got all comfy under my covers and woosh it hit me in the face smelling like shit box"
Girl- "ewe, now thats what you call a ratchet oven"
Boy- "LMAO, Damn right, I told that nasty b*tch to get her dirty self out of my bed"
Girl- "Dont let that happen again"
"Yo B... Get your dirty ratchet vagina out of my bed!"
Example- (conversation between friends)
Boy- "Yea one time i messed with this stripper chic, i did the smell check. I got all comfy under my covers and woosh it hit me in the face smelling like shit box"
Girl- "ewe, now thats what you call a ratchet oven"
Boy- "LMAO, Damn right, I told that nasty b*tch to get her dirty self out of my bed"
Girl- "Dont let that happen again"
by S.Dot Sweets July 08, 2012
A non flying bird thing. it talks like a parrot but it can only say RAAATCHET. Similiar to an "Hellen Keller" parrot, but only at the end of the movie when she said wa wa
by intelligentguy89 December 31, 2011
a Hoe or Loose woman's bag to carry miscellaneous items to make tight situations easier to get out of.
"Shit! My wife is at the front door, hide!"
Ratchet says"Fu*k That!" and
Proceeds to pull parachute from ratchet bag and escapes out the window.
Ratchet says"Fu*k That!" and
Proceeds to pull parachute from ratchet bag and escapes out the window.
by leathercakes May 30, 2011
by expoxsed October 09, 2018
Cheap, best bang for buck pizza. Normally only enjoyable when a large amount of Alcohol or Marijuana is consumed and you have the munchies.
Damn Little Caesars gave me hella Mud butt last night, talk about some hella ratchet pizza.
Cici's Pizza is ratchet as fuck!
Cici's Pizza is ratchet as fuck!
by DNastymuthafucka September 07, 2012
When something, whether it be a song, movie or club, was ratch before ratchet became ratchet. It was the precursor to modern day ratchism.
"Yo Coops! Throw on that proto ratchet Sean Paul track."
"You mean the Gimme the Light Pass the Dro-Voisier Remix feat. Busta Ryhmes."
"Yea. So hype!"
"You mean the Gimme the Light Pass the Dro-Voisier Remix feat. Busta Ryhmes."
"Yea. So hype!"
by rumskib February 26, 2014
A ghetto bitch, who vigorously twerks to 2chainz catching the eyes of the ratchet kings.
(commonly wearing a item of clothing from the brand 'ratchet' with a side accessory of a brooklyn beanie.)
(commonly wearing a item of clothing from the brand 'ratchet' with a side accessory of a brooklyn beanie.)
Olivia looks swaggy in that ratchet jumper as she grinds on the wall, to gas pedal. Being bowed down to as the ratchet queen.
by Leona212212 February 11, 2014