by Durhappisunderdue August 8, 2025
Get the X-Rank mug.A game mode in codm that’s sadly always crawling with sweats making it so difficult it feels illegal. Like instagram being full of ai shite. Or New York being a rat paradise.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 11, 2025
Get the cod mobile ranked mug.Cod mobile ranked has sadly become a hollow, frustrating mess. Maintaining rank is next to impossible now. 2-3 years ago ranked was challenging but felt more natural. But now, it's changed for the worse.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
I solo-queued my way into legendary this season.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
by glubglubglubglub September 30, 2025
Get the cod mobile ranked mug.A game-mode where can lead you to losing your sanity, divorce / breakup, chronic depression. You are dropping by unemployed sweaty ass virgins who can build a fucking Rome colosseum in 5 seconds after getting shot once. Mfs be grinding to reach the fucking Unreal rank, smh.
Ranked Reload (Fortnite) is hellish and fun at the same time, but it depends on who or how you’re playing
by Momo772 December 28, 2025
Get the Ranked Reload (Fortnite) mug.Murda: You banned from the 864 803 and 843
Dee: Wait till I get a strike and drop the lo
Murda: You can’t come down here
Jay: Is yall beefing forreal or yall trolling
Dee: Hy cus he said Im banned from South Carolina
Murda: Cmon den
Jay: Is Murda forreal or he trolling
Dee: Gang yk he dont een have enough rank to do dat💀💀😹
Mac: Mfs will co-sign anyone if it’s money and clout in it for em, if Young Thug won’t as big as he is he’d be fucking food everywhere, Nobody finna accept a member wearing dresses
Jay: How ATL respect him, how they let him get his rank, prolly kuz of his family tho
Dee: Wait till I get a strike and drop the lo
Murda: You can’t come down here
Jay: Is yall beefing forreal or yall trolling
Dee: Hy cus he said Im banned from South Carolina
Murda: Cmon den
Jay: Is Murda forreal or he trolling
Dee: Gang yk he dont een have enough rank to do dat💀💀😹
Mac: Mfs will co-sign anyone if it’s money and clout in it for em, if Young Thug won’t as big as he is he’d be fucking food everywhere, Nobody finna accept a member wearing dresses
Jay: How ATL respect him, how they let him get his rank, prolly kuz of his family tho
by CarolinaTblakk January 24, 2025
Get the Rank mug.The most retarted no brain motherfuckers they have the brain cells of a fat retarted hippo and they stink like rat shit
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by anonymous January 25, 2025
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by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025
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