anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

by Clockworkz December 15, 2008

Asphalt Rangers

Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking gear.
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,

walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,

Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.

by food court druides November 23, 2010

Racktime Ranger

Possibly the gayest and most confusing name on Xbox Live. Like how da fuck you gon name yourself a "racktime ranger?"

(Racktime Ranger is online)

by ytrterwefgthygdfs June 6, 2015

Rubber Ranger

Just before cumming, pull the condom off and sling shot it into her face while performing a cream pie.

She told me I had to use a condom so I gave her the rubber ranger.

by Rubbinhood March 18, 2020

Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.

Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!

by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020

R6 Ranked Paradox

An instance in the game Rainbow Six Siege in which you play well against people of your rank but then proceed to get shit on by players far below your rank.

Hey Jayden, no one can figure out why the R6 Ranked Paradox always stays true no matter what rank.

by ThatIQmain October 8, 2020

Garforth Rangers

The greatest football team of all time. A squad of wod class players Except Theo Rivers when he takes corners.

Garforth Rangers are the best football team in division 4.

by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 2, 2022