Rachel

A really nasty girl who claims to take vertical fitness classes in attempts to mitigate the fact that she, in fact is a stripper ho. She will most likely say that her name is pronounced "Raquel" or something of the sorts and also probably talks about her sexual experiences during school hours. Also is not very good looking yet has a decent boyfriend and thinks that abstinence does not include anal penetration.

Dude did you hear that ho talking in class the other day? What a Rachel.

by Prankster22 June 10, 2011

Rachel

A 22 year old virgin who still lives with her mom. Hobbies include posting selfies, colouring, bedazzling cell phone cases, and professing her undying love for other girls boyfriends. Once in her grasp, she'll force your boy to watch her play super Mario for hours on end, until he passes out from sheer boredom, or locks himself in her bathroom to send you picks of his D.

Beware of the "bff" Rachel...she'll steal your boy, bore him to death, and leave you to clean up his "mess" every night on his way home from her moms house. She's more of an inconvenience than a obstacle.

by Dreamspin February 6, 2015

Rachel

a stingy yet somewhat intelligent girl, usually asian. They are usually found in high schools stealing or begging for food near large crowds of other asians.

1) Hey! that Rachel just stole my food!

2) A: Fuck...Where'd my Taco go?
B: Did you see Rachel anywhere?
A: Why?
B: What's that hotsauce doing all over her face?
A: Oh shit.

3) Do not share food with Rachel. BEWARE: SWINE FLU.

by Rosales Harvey April 29, 2009

Rachel

She is a really rude person who is very clingy and once she becomes your friend she is hard to get rid of. She oftenly cheats off your work and she lies a lot strait to your face. She thinks everyone likes her but in all honesty no one likes her. She try's to copy your looks or how you do things in life to get people to like her. If you try to tell her something that she doesn't like she will start to be rude and act all bossy because she got mad at one little thing.

Never trust a Rachel al Belouchie. If you meet one don't be friends with her

" Ew it's Rachel, no one likes her and she can go die in a whole"

by Frind June 22, 2017

Rachel

A little bitch who is always sassy, high temper, and a rude person.

"EW that bitch Rachel need to chill".

by yoyo.yogurt January 30, 2018

Rachel

The bitchiest girl you will ever meet. She will do anything to get back at you. She will steal your money, your job, and whatever happiness you have in your life. She can often be found bitching at other people who she does not even know.

That girl is such a bitch. She doesn't stop at anything. I bet her name is Rachel.

by PussySlayer13 July 7, 2014

Rachel

Country slang for a girl who is "Ratchet" usually used to define a girl who looks like an angel on the outside but is a fiend in bed... ancient lore describes of a few types of rachels some would use their voice to lure sailors to their deaths while others used extreme beauty to get what they wanted from a man which was ultimately sex

She is such a rachel, my parents love her, and so does my bed.

by pimp master T November 13, 2013