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loot raccoon

Used in gaming to describe a person obsessed with loot & shoot games and the general pursuit of gathering a worthy mass of loot and bounty to either gear up their character or just hoard cool things.
Ryan is a total loot raccoon, he just can't help himself...
by Timethor March 10, 2019
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Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.
Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.
by jimmy tard January 30, 2014
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Purple Raccoon

Used to refer to something that reminds you of your ex partner in a bad way
by Spooflet July 28, 2024
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Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!
by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023
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chocolate raccoon

A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.
by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022
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Grindr Raccoon

A "Grindr Raccoon" is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.
Joe joked with his friends that he was turning into a "Grindr Raccoon" after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps realizing he settled for the closest person despite their lack of connection.
by AttackLife6 April 11, 2024
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Orange Raccoon

Person 1: What is that fat orange lump over there?
Person 2: Donald Trump, he’s the orange raccoon
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