road rules

Shitty show on MTV

"Dude, did you see road rules?"

"No, I didn't dude. Faggots watch road rules!"

by nigga July 27, 2003

bathroom sex rules

if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.

if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.

guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.

guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules

by charlie perc March 26, 2020

australian rules football

What you get when you allow Australian convicts to invent a sport.

They should change it to the CFL (Convict Football League).

- Shockingly minimal skill (kicking and catching a "ball")
- Atrocious off-field antics (Public urination)
- On field goings-on, including testicle grabbing
- Only "sport" in the world to reward failure eg. If the player misses the goal, he is rewarded with one point
- Search 'AFL'on the internet, and you will be amazed at what you will find
- Stabbings at games *are always covered up due to the AFL friendly media...they do a good job*

I am thankful that I have one full Australian father and a non-Australian mother. Thanks to mum I was not kept ignorant (as all Austalians are), to the sheer atmosphere, velocity, adrenaline and awe-inspiring skill that is Football (Soccer *said in a cringing, childish voice*),that full Australians just do not get. I feel sorry for them and for all who do not understand this.

I am sure this is not the case, but Football is what God made legs for :). It is one of the greatest sources of happiness; particulary for the poor, sad children of the earth. Whatever you beleive in (a major problem in our world)just be happy and positive. Please...

I do not like 'australian rules football', I love Football it makes me happy...Oh and I haven't even started on Criket. :)

by James Longmuir April 8, 2008

The Five Rules

Five subjects that no human should show arousal towards or try any sexual acts with. Once you break one rule, you break them all. These are;
1. Animals
2. Men (presuming you're male)
3. Family
4. Children
5. Dead People

Sean: Tom's getting off a 14 year old again.
Matthew: Lock up your cat, he'll be going for that next!
Sean: What do you mean?
Matthew: 'The Five Rules', once you break one rule you break them all...

by HCC137 December 27, 2011

The Rules

1. You can't go against The Rules
2. You can't revoke someone else's Rule
3. The Rules rock.

Sophie: You can't go against the rules.
Chandler: Says who?
Sophie: The President
Chandler: Obama?!
Sophie: No, McCain
Chandler: oh.... you just totally fooled me with your witty sarcasm and amazingly good looks.

by SoFreeBing January 11, 2010

bedding the rules

When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.

Sandra knew her fake boobs and blonde hair could only get her so far. If she was ever going to win this beauty pageant she would have to start bedding the rules.

Did you hear about that intern Monica? apparently she's started bedding the rules.

by Sgt. Salt October 4, 2009

prison rules

When men are in an enclosed environment for too long the urge to satisfy their carnal needs sometimes turn to taking a male partner to satiate their desire. Prison Rules dictate that the receiver is gay and the pitcher is straight.

Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow.
Red: But that was before the incident in the laundry...according to prison rules you're a gay man now Andy.

by Colonel_Blimp December 26, 2016