Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Rub Tub

The female version of a male's "Spank Bank".

My friend said she is putting her boyfriend's picture in her Rub Tub for later use.

by MedicChris80 October 7, 2018

Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner

"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."

by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017

Rub the tusk

Providing compliments to another with the purpose of flattery.

Sam made sure to rub the tusk when he told Alex how great of a guitar player he was.

by The tusk rubber October 14, 2018

rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.

Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!

by zbastardman November 12, 2016

Dry Rub

A wank with no lube.

God I ran out of lube the other day, had to dry rub it

by Belvis Parsley February 19, 2020