california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 10, 2021

Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.

John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.

by Vinkertron January 31, 2025

raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Raisin Seed

When someone who already has very small nuts get cold

“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”

by BiggyButs December 10, 2024

raisin check

In kick boxing; a half kick to the groin area, grazing the scrotum.
Origins: Shazbot, 2013

Ala and Omar were tussling after a night of drinking, Omar channeling his Ong-Back went for a round house kick but only could get a raisin check on Ala.

by The Sam Chang (@supersam023) November 24, 2013

Chocolate-covered raisin

a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.

Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.

by Wendysfg May 07, 2023

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024