{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy.
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?
by Telephony June 30, 2019
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To be free from both the pain of pursuing and the pleasure of successfully acquiring pussy.
At minimum, this means no fucking pussy, but is often expanded to include no touching pussy, no tasting pussy, no seeing pussy, no surrogate pussy, no non platonic contact with females, and/or no viewing female nudity.
Benefits of being free from pussy
1. Freedom from rejection
Pain from rejection, fear of rejection, and a history of rejection combine to form a certainty of rejection in some socially awkward introverts. Since he cannot approach a women with any confidence or optimism, he finds comfort in giving up the chase and focusing his energy on other pursuits.
2. Freedom from disappointing women
When a male has a small penis, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and/or other penile problems, he often feels awful for failing to satisfy his partner. It's a relief to know he will never again subject a woman to his sexual inadequacies nor feel the accompanying guilt, shame, and humiliation.
3. Freedom from undeserved pleasure
It is common for a submissive masochistic male with an inferiority complex (sissy, cuckold, v-cel, etc.) to think all pussy is pinnacle pussy for him. He finds erotic fulfillment in the belief that he is unworthy of either the mental or the physical pleasure pussy provides to superior men.
To be free from both the pain of pursuing and the pleasure of successfully acquiring pussy.
At minimum, this means no fucking pussy, but is often expanded to include no touching pussy, no tasting pussy, no seeing pussy, no surrogate pussy, no non platonic contact with females, and/or no viewing female nudity.
Benefits of being free from pussy
1. Freedom from rejection
Pain from rejection, fear of rejection, and a history of rejection combine to form a certainty of rejection in some socially awkward introverts. Since he cannot approach a women with any confidence or optimism, he finds comfort in giving up the chase and focusing his energy on other pursuits.
2. Freedom from disappointing women
When a male has a small penis, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and/or other penile problems, he often feels awful for failing to satisfy his partner. It's a relief to know he will never again subject a woman to his sexual inadequacies nor feel the accompanying guilt, shame, and humiliation.
3. Freedom from undeserved pleasure
It is common for a submissive masochistic male with an inferiority complex (sissy, cuckold, v-cel, etc.) to think all pussy is pinnacle pussy for him. He finds erotic fulfillment in the belief that he is unworthy of either the mental or the physical pleasure pussy provides to superior men.
Since Mike developed a porn addiction due to constantly being rejected by females, his female therapist suggested he stop bothering females in real life, stop looking at nude females online, and declare himself pussyfree for life.
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A vagina that does suction and muscular tricks. Or a drag queen attempting to pass vaginal for anal sex.
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Get the Pussy Heartbeat mug.Similar to Whiskey Dick, Pushing Chain is the act of inserting the tip of ones semi-flacid penis into a vagina and attempting to have sex unsuccessfully. As you thrust, the force behind the penis will cause it to fold upon itself due to its softened state, similar to the links of a chain when inward force is applied. This results in an unpleasurable experience for all parties.
Unless of course you are aspiring to push chain, in which case, you will have achieved satisfaction.
Unless of course you are aspiring to push chain, in which case, you will have achieved satisfaction.
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2. An expression for saying you fucked an expensive prostitute
3. A reference to the “million dollar pussayyy” tiktok song
2. An expression for saying you fucked an expensive prostitute
3. A reference to the “million dollar pussayyy” tiktok song
1. “Why are you still dating that hoe Stacey?” “She’s annoying but she has a million dollar pussy.”
2. “Did you go to the strip club yesterday?”
“Yeah I did, I got some million dollar pussy.”
3. “What’s that viral tiktok song about a vagina?” “Million dollar pusssayyyyy”
2. “Did you go to the strip club yesterday?”
“Yeah I did, I got some million dollar pussy.”
3. “What’s that viral tiktok song about a vagina?” “Million dollar pusssayyyyy”
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