pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010

Purple

one of the key ingredients to Grape Drink,-

Sugar, Water, Purple

It just ain't grape drink with without that purple.

by tr32ch March 29, 2008

purple circle

An elitist group of people that congregate to the exclusion of others in a workplace or institution.

Hey “J” are you joining the purple circle for lunch today?

by Ferret August 20, 2007

purple ronnie

an annoying little bastard that plans to take over the world

purple ronnie: phj34r m3 s0x!

by Green Fred May 10, 2003

Purple Gaybag

A purple canvas bag used for trick-or-treating by college students who shouldn't be trick-or-treating OR carrying purple bags.

Look at Dave G. carrying his purple gaybag. He took it trick-or-treating.

by G-G-G-GANGSTAAA November 1, 2010

purple coke

Lean

Sprite + Promethazine w/Codeine VC

bro he sippin on that purple coke

by chief sosa 300 glo gang gratat December 5, 2016

purple label

A special line of ralph lauren polo that cost as much as $120 for a single short sleeve polo shirt.

Yall need to boss up and cop some purple label

by Dboy from the burbs September 27, 2006