Anti-puffed

The act of assonating one or more members of the Power Puff Girls, and/or the destruction of their merchandise.

William: Hey Tom, where'd my kalashnikov go? :)

Tom: Sugar, spice, and everything nice...and their Christmas special DVD's, were just anti-puffed!

by PustulioSquig November 28, 2010

puffer dick

A man that when he gets erections, his cock grows outwards instead of longwards.

Scotty: O jesus last night when I was watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" i got a puffer dick.

Skeeter: HOLY SHIT!!!!

by Harry Dyck July 15, 2007

puffer

A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).

Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

Puffter

A fat homosexual.

"I harpooned a whale the other night, he was a right puffter"

by Pixelplayground March 16, 2010

piffle

the sound when you step in poo

ehh did you hear that piffle? totally gross

by courtney&bridget April 6, 2009

puffed up crow's cock

One who thinks that he can put the whoop shit on someone who he cannot. See also whoop shit.

On my worst day I can beat the stuffin' out of you, you puffed up crow's cock.

by TT October 14, 2003

pufferfish

An obnoxious, self-entitled, troll-like person.

Oh no, the pufferfish is tagging along with Kambiz after hiding in his trunk.

by Friggin' genius May 1, 2009