phantom pooper

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Pwoper

Matt Bellamy of the band Muse's version of the word proper. Stems from his inability to pronounce the letter "r". Originates in the youtube video "Muse goes fishing". Pwoper has become an inside joke among many dedicated Muse fans, or musers.

Matt: I caught a pwoper fish, Dom!

by muse22 April 24, 2011

SHY POOPER

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013

Pwoper Muser

The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.

They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".

A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.

"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"

"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."

by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012

Pooper Flooper

A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.

Shut Your Booty ass up Elysia you Pooper Flooper

by Booty Ass kid July 4, 2021

Pooper Hot

When a woman finds a man so hot she would let him stick it in her pooper.

Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.

by Balloonchief April 22, 2011

propper-dopper

When something is legitimate and in working order ..

To complete a task with excellence.

numero1: yeah boy! wuz poppin? i got some brand spanking Nike air Max for ya!!

nemero2: they look siq blad? they propper-dopper?

nemero1: Of course b! they as legit as the panties i bought your girlfroend last week fool!

nemero2: you getting knocked out now nigga!

by dchohan October 1, 2008