Proper fresh

Your physical look after you’ve Masturbated.

“He’s looking proper fresh after he came back from the toilet”

by Meatzilla123 January 15, 2019

Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019

proper-dog

To remove ones member mid coitus, wrap it in a hot towel to warm said member, then reinsert, resuming coitus.

Jo: " Mike gave me a proper-dog lastnight. It was sooooo steamy"

Anna: "WOW, mad props, Amazing!!"

by Seepha June 14, 2022

Proper still

A form of agreeing, liking, and or saying something is cool. commonly used by waste brown people.

person 1: i just got a pack of cigarettes.

person 2: thats proper still.

by odd wolf 123 June 11, 2011

Properness Etiquette System

An old, extensive series of social norms and expectations that indicate what types of behaviors and social practices are and are not acceptable in various social situations. A majority of the rules employed in the modern properness system come from medieval times and were first created in Europe. There are different rules for males and females, regarding how they are to treat each other and behave in each other’s presences; what gender an individual identifies as determines which gender type of rules they are expected to follow. Many of the rules are out of date with times and tend to be quite biased against the poor, women, LGBTQ people, people with disabilities and other species.

The properness etiquette system is in urgent need of reform in order to make it more up to date with the times, more effective, and less biased against various populations.

by Vanguard 1998 March 20, 2021