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awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
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Probo

A Portmanteau of the word professional and the term Hobo. It implies someone who is so effective as an unemployed bum that they appear to be an engaged middle to upper class citizen.
Anna is such a probo. She is always begging her dad for money, bumming drinks from her friends, and selling clothes. She never works but at least she bought me some groceries with her food stamps and gave me a ride to work in her 2003 Mercedes.
by Probo33 May 12, 2010
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Pomona

Don’t go there you’ll get killed forsure
How did he die? He went to Pomona

Oh.
by Gangbangerfrompomona August 6, 2018
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poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.
Sarah is such a poomongerer.
by Kendra February 26, 2005
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Premo

A Premo is a unit of measurement that equals about 116 pounds.
Steven weighs about 2 premos.
by StevenIsAway October 24, 2011
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promotisement

An advertisement disguised as a promotion or a promotion disguised as an advertisement.
1) Fox News presented Tea Bag events as news. However, they were a promotisement for Fox News sponsored events.

2) Commercials during television news programs that present products and services as real news bulletins. The mortgage industry collapse created a new bred of opportunistic promotisements.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
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Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation
Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion
by umpirestrikesback June 25, 2005
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